Michael De Santa
Michael's awkward yoga session with Fabien LaRouche turns into a peyote-fueled hallucination — Michael chimps out across Vinewood until the trip wears off back at home.
Did Somebody Say Yoga? is a mission in which protagonist Michael De Santa performs independently.
Michael comes home to watch movies while drinking and smoking, which disgusts Amanda, causing her to throw his cigar in his drink. They talk about Trevor's reappearance, when Fabien LaRouche comes in and encourages Michael to join them in a yoga session. Despite Amanda's protests, Michael surprisingly agrees. Together, the three move outside where Fabien leads Michael through multiple yoga poses: , and , ending with . After these three poses, Fabien demonstrates a fourth pose with Amanda, one which looks very much like a sexual act. Enraged, Michael attempts to punch Fabien who dodges, causing Michael to fall into the pool. Amanda angrily chastises Michael and she and Fabien leave.
Quite upset, Michael goes to find Jimmy. Jimmy is reluctant to spend time with his dad, but eventually agrees. The two drive to a Burger Shot to pick up some drugs from Jimmy's friend Ahron Ward. The buy goes smoothly, but on their way back home, Michael drinks a soda which turns out to have been spiked by Jimmy. Michael begins hallucinating, but Jimmy blows it off, telling Michael he's just paranoid. Unfortunately, the hallucinating becomes too much for Michael, forcing him to pull over. Jimmy then forces his father out of the car and drives off while someone who is off-screen drags Michael away. Michael suffers severe hallucinations, including being surrounded by angry chimps and being promptly abducted by aliens before being dropped mid-air over Los Santos, resulting in a massively vivid multicolored freefall.
When Michael finally wakes, he finds himself in only his underwear. He rushes back home, but finds that his family is not there. In the kitchen, he discovers a note from Amanda explaining that she has had enough of Michael's behavior and that she and the children have moved out. Following the mission, Michael receives a text from Jimmy, who explains he has taken $5,000 from Michael's account.
