How Baseball Bat and Dildo stack up across the stats that actually matter in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

The franchise's signature street weapon — a wooden bat that stuns and downs pedestrians in two or three swings. Used in early Grove Street missions and easy to pick up around basketball courts, baseball diamonds, and gang turf.

A rubber novelty doubling as a low-damage joke weapon — also gifted to girlfriends to boost CJ's sex appeal stat. Found in adult shops and certain bedrooms across the map.
| Stat | Baseball Bat | Dildo |
|---|---|---|
| Damage (stat) | 22 | 7 |
| Accuracy | 0 | 0 |
| Range | 0 | 0 |
| Fire rate | 18 | 32 |
| Magazine | 0 | 0 |
| Type | Melee | Melee |
| Ammo | — | — |
| In-game damage | Medium | Low |